In which case, you fail by default.
"…and he hasn’t been home in a few days"
All episodes and season of Supernatural so far:
Pilot / Wendigo / Dead in the Water / Phantom Traveler / Bloody Mary / Skin / Hook man / Bugs / Home / Asylum / Scarecrow / Faith / Route 666 / Nightmare / The Benders / Shadow / Hell House / Something Wicked / Provenance / Dead Man’s Blood / Salvation / Devil’s Trap
In My Time of Dying / Everybody Loves a Clown / Bloodlust / Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things / Simon Said / No Exit / The Usual Suspects / Crossroad Blues / Croatoan / Hunted / Playthings / Nightshifter / Houses of the Holy / Born Under a Bad Sign / Tall Tales / Roadkill / Heart / Hollywood Babylon / Folsom Prison Blues / What Is and What Should Never Be / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 1 / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 2
The Magnificent Seven / The Kids are Alright / Bad Day at Black Rock / Sin City / Bedtime Stories / Red Sky at Morning / Fresh Blood / A Very Supernatural Christmas / Malleus Maleficarum / Dream a Little Dream of Me / Mystery Spot / Jus In Bello / Ghostfacers / Long-Distance Call / Time Is On My Side / No Rest for the Wicked
Lazarus Rising / Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester / In The Beginning / Metamorphosis / Monster Movie / Yellow Fever / It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester / Wishful Thinking / I Know What You Did Last Summer / Heaven and Hell / Family Remains / Criss Angel Is a Douchebag / After School Special / Sex and Violence / Death Takes a Holiday / On the Head of a Pin / It’s a Terrible Life / The Monster at the End of This Book / Jump the Shark / The Rapture / When the Levee Breaks / Lucifer Rising
Sympathy for the Devil / Good God, Y’all! / Free to Be You and Me / The End / Fallen Idols / I Believe the Children Are Our Future / The Curious Case of Dean Winchester / Changing Channels / The Real Ghostbusters / Abandon All Hope… / Sam, Interrupted / Swap Meat / The Song Remains the Same / My Bloody Valentine / Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid / Dark Side of the Moon / 99 Problems / Point of No Return / Hammer of the Gods / The Devil You Know / Two Minutes to Midnight / Swan Song
Exile on Main St / Two and a Half Men / The Third Man / Weekend at Bobby’s / Live Free or Twihard / You Can’t Handle the Truth / Family Matters / All Dogs Go to Heaven / Clap Your Hands If You Believe… / Caged Heart / Appointment in Samarra / Like a Virgin / Unforgiven / Mannequin 3: The Reckoning / The French Mistake / …And Then There Were None / My Heart Will Go On / Frontierland / Mommy Dearest / The Man Who Would Be King / Let It Bleed / The Man Who Knew Too Much
Meet the New Boss / Hello, Cruel World / The Girl Next Door / Defending Your Life / Shut up, Dr. Phil / Slash Fiction / The Mentalists / Seven Seven, Time for a Wedding! / How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters / Death’s Door / Adventures in Babysitting / Time After Time / The Slice Girls / Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magic Menagerie / Repo Man / Out With The Old / The Born-Again Identity / Party On, Garth / Of Grave Importance / The Girl With the Dungeons and Dragon’s Tattoo / Reading is Fundamental / There Will Be Blood / Survival of the Fittest
We Need to Talk About Kevin / What’s Up, Tiger Mommy? / Heartache / Bitten / Blood Brother / Southern Comfort / A Little Slice of Kevin / Hunteri Heroici / Citizen Fang / Torn and Frayed / LARP and the Real Girl / As Time Goes By / Everybody Hates Hitler / Trial and Error / Man’s Best Friend with Benefits / Remember the Titans / Goodbye Stranger / Freaks and Geeks / Taxi Driver / Pac-Man Fever / The Great Escapist / Clip Show / Sacrifice
I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here / Devil May Care / I’m No Angel / Slumber Party / Dog Dean Afternoon / Heaven Can’t Wait / Bad Boys / Rock and a Hard Place / Holy Terror / Road Trip / First Born / Sharp Teeth / The Purge /
CaptivesBless the person who made this post
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
I was about to say it would be helpful if it were explained why we need to time it, but I see a helpful sort has added this in. Well done, helpful sort.
May I also add, from being told previously by a seizure-prone person - no one is going to swallow their own tongue. That is not a thing. However, they may choke, suffocate, or otherwise suffer lacerations from you trying to shove something into their mouth to keep them from doing this impossible thing. On no account do this.